Writer's Block: Eat, Drink, Be Merry

[Error: unknown template qotd]

And God spake to Moses, saying:

Hast thou a can of cream of mushroom soup? Thou shalt make for thyself a bowl of cream of mushroom soup, else thou shalt cast it away.

Thou shalt not bake cream soups. Thou shalt not mingle them with pasta, nor with rice. Thou shalt not bake the mixture, nor add thereunto cheese, nor flesh meat, nor the fruits of the field; neither shalt thou sprinkle fried onions thereupon, nor even potato chips; thou shalt not bake them. For lo, all such things are an abomination unto me; and I am the LORD.

7 Reasons Why Switching to Classical Music is like Switching From Windows to Linux

It's a deceptively different experience. . .

My holiday haiku

Sent to the Louisville Courier-Journal —

Stop a root canal?
Easy — just pick up the phone.
But Exmas won't stop.